【英语笑话】_2023最新英语笑话大全-牛站

小明学英语

初中一同学英语巨烂，一次英语考试他被老师爆打一顿。原因是这样的

英语笑话 23333 基友失恋
Bring me the winner then

Bring me the winner then.打赢的给我吧。

英语笑话 23333 基友失恋
我的小狗不识字

My little dog can't read.我的小狗不识字。

英语笑话 23333 基友失恋
bitten my tongue

I've just bitten my tongue. 我刚咬破自己的舌头。

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Disney World

“A family takes a trip to Disney World. After seven exhausting days, they head home. As they drive away, the son waves out the window and says

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I even saw the guy looking for it.

　A young boy runs into the house and excitedly shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the park. “Are you sure it was lost?” the mother asks.

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告白学习委员

高二的时候我喜欢上了学习委员，我认为她是咱们班第2漂亮的，我知道班花还轮不到我，她就坐在我后面，写了张纸条给她：我喜欢你，你喜欢我吗?

英语笑话 23333 分手出轨
Imagination

外教：Jesse, do u have a girlfriend?

英语笑话 23333 基友失恋
These Are My Jeans

After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself-

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拔牙的孩子

“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

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